The NFL Shah: Part One
by Kinner Shah It’s that time of year again, arguably more exciting than the draft—it’s signing time. It’s a time-honored tradition. Who goes where, and for how much. Some teams make out well, while...
View ArticleR.I.P. Junior Seau
by Tommy Gimler 12-time Pro Bowl and 6-time First-Team All-Pro linebacker Junior Seau is dead at the age of 43 from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest. Seau was found by his...
View ArticleChargers Fans Hope Ryan Matthews Dies Of AIDS
by Tommy Gimler Nobody has ever considered San Diego Chargers fans of being the best fans in the world, probably because, much like Lennay Kekua, they don’t exist. I mean, odds are if you ever come...
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Here’s Exactly How The AFC West Will Finish This Year
by Tommy Gimler Pray for Broncos fans such as Shaggy McKnight, Jess Place, Adam Pockross and T Sean Phillips, as they’ve all been forced to believe in Case Keenum. The NFL’s 99th season kicks off in...
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Further Proof That Stephen A. Smith Is A Worthless Turd
by Tommy Gimler My 14-week old daughter’s breastmilk shit-laced diapers make more sense than this clown. Yuge matchup on Thursday Night Football tonight, as the Los Angeles Chargers try to dick up...
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Hells Yes! You Can Bet On Whether Philip Rivers Will Retire First Or Have His...
by Tommy Gimler This might be the greatest prop bet of all time. Will Philip Rivers, who has thrown seven interceptions over his last two games against pig shit awful defenses, retire first or will...
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